#key’s then just gonna look up and be like jjong why did you leave me alone with these idiots

[smtown-tourist]

I hope that 2min pull some shit like this at the encore concert so that we can actually get a moment where Key turns to Onew and says, “See what you left me with!!” Only for Jinki to go over and start doing it too 🤣😅🩵💎

Key must have a new found level of respect for Jinki after having to babysit 2min for the past 6 months. You can see it written all over his face

[5hining-aus]

SHINee Goes Grocery Shopping

Anonymous asked:  How do you think grocery shopping would be with each member?

Well anon, it might go a little something like this.

Onew

So do you guys remember his part of the Arranged Marriage AU Dinner Party story? Where he was making food puns left right and center? Yeah, I feel like that’d happen

Like, it wouldn’t be every single sentence, but he’d definitely sneak a few in

If there’s a free sample station, then he’ll definitely be staying in that general area. He tries to be stealthy about it though

Eventually the employee handing out the samples is just like “Sir, you aren’t fooling anyone. Just take the whole tray”

Doesn’t really pay attention to what’s in the cart, so you could sneak anything in there

Snacks for days

Pays for everything because, in the words of Kim Kibum, "his Louis Vuitton makes me happy"

Jonghyun

Goes in for dog food and a few other things for that week’s meals, leaves with like $50 worth of candles and a whole bunch of other things that weren’t needed

Like, Jjong, why did you buy a three-tier chocolate cake? Where’s it gonna go?

Would sooner CLIMB the shelves than ask for help with reaching something on the top shelf. And honestly, same

Must smell every single candle, shampoo, soap, and body wash in the store

If the grocery store has a home furnishing aisle, you can bet that he isn’t leaving without a new lamp or something

Spends two hours in the store, somehow forgets to buy one of the main things he went in for

Key

The only member who would have a list

He’s a man on a mission so everybody should just stay out of his way and let him do what he needs to do

Literally cannot resist a sale. If it’s on sale at a good price, then it’s going in the cart, doesn’t matter if it’s something that you guys would actually use or not

Also, like, a coupon and price checking king

Has definitely been in a shopping cart race to get to the last item in stock before

Constantly buying new reusable bags at the checkout because he keeps forgetting his at home

Minho

Gets stopped every 5 minutes by little old ladies who need help reaching things

Doesn’t care how many years it’s been, still does the knee kick

Always overestimates how many items he can carry, so he winds up doing the walk-of-shame back to the cart area

Would probably spend hours inspecting and picking the perfect fruit/vegetable in the produce section if you let him

Digs through the shelves in the refrigerated food section in order to get the freshest items

DETERMINED to get all the groceries inside the house in one trip

Taemin

Constantly sneaking things into the cart

It’s not even always things he wants. Sometimes he’ll just sneak random things into the cart to see if he can

Has 100% climbed into a shopping cart and gotten stuck

Whenever he’s waiting in the checkout line and the person in front of him has a baby, he’ll make funny faces at the baby to try and make it laugh

Much like Onew, Taemin is very serious about buying snacks

Dances in aisles whenever he thinks no one is looking

[minyo129]

{Fanacc}170902 SHINee World 2017 ~FIVE~ Special Edition in Tokyo Dome

Minho is soooooo much more hype than usual rn and it's really no mystery as to why. Bless him we don't deserve him. [ cr:keys_knees ]

*Taemin's hair was too messy and the fans started laughing! Minho went over and tidied it for him

They are doing Lucifer with 4 very young dancers!!!!! Super nice

Yes, they are doing the stages with 4 members but Onew's part remains (music). Only for certain songs, a dancer will stand-in for Onew

SHINee's selective predebut/debut pics/after debut pics are showing over the VCR

SHINee are on a SHINee bus and going around the dome (shooting their signed coloured balls

Minho is looking so cute like a little boy in the cap and denim top (that looks like a raincoat!)

During Your Number, Minho was the one who ended and dialed a number. He went "SHINee World , (we/i) really like you!"

SHINee says this is the first time they are gonna perform "Tell me Your name" (and minho pretended to be very nervous)

There's this "bunch/strands" of taemin's hair that keeps "standing" up so the members teased him : "is this your keypoint today?"

Key pointed to the fans and then went "muacks"

The four of them are holding hands a while ago and walked together to thank the fans *awwwww*

Them : we hope that we will come back to the stage very soon as 5 members Key seems to be holding back his tears. Can't bear to see his face like this          [ cr:minhoclove] 

the main stage just picked itself up and rolled all the way to the back of the stadium wtf wtf

taemin's hair was sticking straight up and minho fixed it

the little kids from the JAT vcr are on stage dancing to lucifer with SHINee

when SHINee came out the screen split in half horizontally and SHINee were on a platform that came out from behind and lowered down it was really high up

it's really hot in the dome SHINee are drenched lol seriously key flipped his hair and sweat went flying OTL

minho tossed the prop cup to taemin and he totally failed at catching it and it went flying during your number 

key almost fell during his chair move during your number again... he didn't, but almost did  he was laughing after

the tell me your name choreo is sexy omfg omfg rip there are cameras in the stage pointed up at SHINee and they are thrusting towards the stage (and the cameras)

SHINee really worked so hard to pull this concert together and they gave it their 110% despite the circumstance, i'm so thankful and proud

The concert was such a roller coaster ride of emotions... Tell Me Your Name will haunt me forever.. and i'll see it again tomorrow [ cr: keyoemi ]

Everyone screaming for Onew so loud when he's on the screen

Minho being extra lol Love it

They're showing OLD photo shoot footage while they talk about each member

During Juilete Minho was playing around with the band too. So cute &   Key and Taemin were playing with each other XD

Minho is making fun of the way Jjong talks AGAIN LOL

Minho covered some of Onew's lines!  

MINHO WAS AMAZING. WHAT EVEN. GET IT FLAMING CHARISMA.  Minho is giving hearts like crazy

They showed Minho's face when Taemin was talking. He looked totally confused LOL

Key and Minho started singing and dancing to All Night as they left the stage Lol

Taemin and Jonghyun took off their jackets! Sleeveless shirts  

NEW VERSION OF KEEPING LOVE AGAIN. Minho had an extra rap?

Jinki is in the ending practice video  [ cr: @justrolyn ]

Jjong mentioned Onews name but rly just stated he wasn't there. They don't cover his parts and ther a lots of vcr with him too

There's a backup dancer for Onews part during Sherlock

The most important fact for today's dome: Key cried in the end because of sadness. Not happiness. They were SAD. Genuinely sad. [ cr: @Myuux2 ]

At the end of Diamond Sky the camera showed a fanboard saying "SHINee FOREVER

Minho did his best today to make us laugh, he was showering everyone with love, throwing even more hearts and smiles than ever! ♡

Tell Me Your Name was definitely the highlight of this concert. They started on the floor, then took off their jsckets showing low V cuts.

During one ment Taemin tried to say something but was struggling with words and he looked so cute that Minho hugged him XD

Key and Minho danced a bit of SNSD's All Night during MTTM dance break and at the end XD [ cr: @anneaviel ] 

I cant stop crying when i hear Jinki's voice n the members were so emo during Melody

They are always leaving a space on the stage for Jinki

For ABOAB, we were facing Jinki's placeand it was empty

Makes me  emo cz they left a gap where Jinki stands and no one covered for his voice.. it was there loud n clear but only he wasn't there

During Melody idk i think all the members got emo u could see it in their face n Key really emphasized the line "keep waiting for u

But the 4babies really gave in 200% to make up for Jinki .. i am sure Jinki will be so proud [ cr: RealUnkle1932 ]

Minho was so cute and did a lot of aegyo. Key was sexy as hell. Jjong was so passionate about signing.

Tell Me Your Name is extremely epic. And sexy. And Taemin was too much to survive.

Today's queueing was extreme. My first time and I understood how hard is to get goods. [ cr: RealKasik91 ]

the bond between shinee and shinee world just makes me cry so hard

MINHO TOOK THE PHONE AND SAID SHINEE WORLD I RLY LIKE U

MJNHO SAID I LOVE U AND DID A HEART HUHU

MINHO IS SOAKED IN SWEAT OMFG

STAGE HOVERING OVER ARENA SECTION

SHAWOLS LAUGHED WHEN THE BACKUP DID THR SHOULDER SHAKING PART OF JINKI LMFAO

Taem: 1st floor people are u having fun Taem: 2nd floor people are u having fun Taem: 3rd floor people are u having fun Everyone: YEEEEE

THE SCREEN FOCUSED ON A FANBOARD SAYING 5HINEE FOREVER

[ pic cr: @pressitmvs]

MINHO JUMPED TO SAY HI TO OUR AREA HUHU

They were saying "lets go lets go" while running to our side looool

minho looks like hes holding back so hard huhu

theyre bowing to every side too :(((

[ cr: @blancbutter] 

[onewfantaesy]

thank u so much for doing my teen dad prompt it made me so soft it made my day oh my gosh but uh i recently found ur teacher taem series and it rlly makes me happy but can u do another one for teacher!taem where maybe jongtae r fighting n it turns 2 them yelling loud enough for the neighbors to hear n it ends w them threatening to break up n taem runs outside crying n jong runs after him n lots of fluff also can u talk abt if taems student ever told anyone at school abt the wedding fight

you’re welcome!!! the prompt made me super happy because it was so cute and i can just see tiny lil taemin stomping his tiny lil feet over to a group of moms like “my daddy is better because he’s not old like you that’s why he couldn’t wait to have me until he was old like you” which is such a sick burn for a five year old if you really think about it key was so proud

also lmao i was literally just re-reading all my teachertaem posts last night and taemin acting like a fool in front of students/parents was the entire basis of that story so!!!!

Neither of them even remembered what started this argument in the first place. One minute, Taemin was putting the laundry into the dryer while Jonghyun was finding something for them to watch on TV, and the next minute, they were screaming at each other in the living room. They just kept yelling and yelling, not caring that all the windows were open because it was getting closer to summer and breeze from outside was cooling down their inferno of a house. They also didn’t care that their back doors were open, or that the one student of Taemin’s who moved in next door a few months ago was having a party with tons of Taemin’s others students.

It was like the entire neighborhood was peering through their curtains to see what was going on in Taemin and Jonghyun’s house. The whole neighborhood heard the two of them yelling at each other. They heard Taemin slam the bedroom door and Jonghyun yell at him to “Open the damn door, Taemin! You’re acting like a fucking twelve year old!” They heard Taemin yell back, “Well at least I’m taller than a twelve year old, asshole!”

“You’re fucking impossible to live with!” Jonghyun shouted.

“Well if I’m so impossible to live with, I’m leaving!” Taemin screamed. 

Moments later, Taemin hurried out of the house with arms full of clothes and a few other things. He yanked open the back door of his car, and he threw all his shit into the back before slamming it closed. A few of the students who were next door were peeking over the hedge that separated Taemin and Jonghyun’s house from the house next door, but Taemin and Jonghyun didn’t even notice them, nor did they notice the neighbors looking through their windows or pretending to check something in their front lawns.

“What the hell are you doing, Taemin?” Jonghyun asked, running out after him.

“I’m fucking leaving, asshole!” Taemin shouted. 

They started arguing again, and it escalated to Taemin shoving Jonghyun away from him.

“We’ve been together forever, Taemin, where the hell are you gonna go?” Jonghyun asked.

“That’s the exactly the problem!” Taemin shouted at him. “I’ve been with you since I was fifteen, Jonghyun. Fifteen!”

“Why are you suddenly so upset about it, then?”

“Because you’re over here telling me I don’t know what I want! Well I don’t know what I want, because you’re the only person I’ve ever dated in my entire fucking life!” Taemin screamed.

“So you’re just gonna leave? Just like that?” Jonghyun spat.

“It’s better than sticking around with some asshole who still treats me like I’m a child,” Taemin said. 

Before Taemin could get in his car to drive off, Jonghyun pulled on his arm and told him to take his jacket off.

“It’s my fucking jacket, Taemin. You always take my shit, and if you’re leaving, then give it back,” Jonghyun said, and Taemin scoffed at him.

“Oh, is this yours? You want it back?” Taemin sneered. “Fine, you can have it back.”

Taemin ripped his arms out of the jacket and balled it up to throw at Jonghyun.

“Oh, I think you bought the air freshener I have in my car, too,” Taemin said in a fake-concerned voice. He ducked into his car and yanked the air freshener off of his air vent and threw it at Jonghyun’s head. “And you bought this watch for me, didn’t you? Have it!”

He struggled to get to band of his watch undone before throwing it at Jonghyun.

“And I think you bought these shoes for me, too! Do you want these back, too? Well here!” Taemin shouted, pulling his shoes off his feet. “They’re all. Yours.”

He threw both the shoes at Jonghyun’s head before getting into his car and speeding off down the street.

Jonghyun let out a shaky breath and looked around to see all their neighbors looking over at him. He let out an annoyed huff before leaning down to gather up the things Taemin threw at him and stomp back inside the house.

Meanwhile, Taemin drove around trying to calm himself down and figuring out where he could stay for the next couple days. He ended up at Jinki’s house, and Jonghyun called Jinki just minutes after Taemin plopped onto his friend’s couch.

“Have I heard from Taemin?” Jinki repeated as he looked at Taemin. Taemin shook his head. “No, sorry. Did you try his brother?”

Taemin let out a breath of relief, and he leaned back on the couch and closed his eyes. Taemin sank into the couch and shook his head. After a couple hours of the two of them watching TV and Jinki reassuring Taemin that everything would be fine, Jinki brought out blankets and pillows so Taemin could make himself comfortable on the couch.

After spending four nights on Jinki’s couch and three days awkwardly avoiding eye contact with the students who witnessed the biggest fight he’d had with Jonghyun in the ten years they’d been together, Taemin pulled into the driveway of the home he shared with Jonghyun. He felt all the neighbors looking at him, and he let out a deep breath before he walked inside the house.

“Jjong?” Taemin called. “You’re car’s in the driveway, I know you’re home!”

“Hey,” Jonghyun said when Taemin walked into the living room.

“Hey,” Taemin whispered back. 

The two of them stared at each other for a moment, Taemin rubbing up and down his arm and Jonghyun blowing air out of his mouth.

“Can I sit with you?” Taemin asked.

“Course.”

The two of them sat next to each other for a little bit, and eventually, Taemin was leaning against Jonghyun’s side with Jonghyun wrapping an arm around Taemin’s shoulders.

“Sorry I ignored all your calls. And,” Taemin paused for a moment, “sorry I made Jinki lie to you about being at his place.”

Jonghyun sighed and just rubbing his hand up and down Taemin’s arm.

“Sorry I started yelling at you,” Jonghyun told him.

“Are we good?” Taemin asked after a few quiet minutes.

“If you’re good, I’m good,” Jonghyun said.

“Good.”

Taemin looked at Jonghyun and smirked, and the two of them laughed for a few minutes.

“What were we even fighting about?” Jonghyun asked.

“I really don’t remember,” Taemin said. 

They both laughed again, and Taemin sank into Jonghyun’s side.

“I missed you,” Taemin whispered.

“I missed you, too,” Jonghyun whispered back.

When Taemin went to start doing a new load of laundry, he remembered what started the fight a few days ago.

Jonghyun bought the wrong the laundry detergent. Taemin could only shake his head and leave the dirty clothes in the corner of the laundry room. He could go get the right detergent tomorrow.

[onewfantaesy]

7-Eleven

Taemin can feel his grades dropping as he slouches behind the counter. He can’t believe he agreed to switch shifts with Amber the night before his midterm. He should be studying - going over notes and the Google Doc that some kid from his lecture sent everyone. But no, he’s stuck in this scratchy red shirt and absorbing the smell of day-old hot dogs still revolving in the hot box.

After he rings up the high school students who come in every Tuesday night like clockwork, the 7-Eleven is empty. It’s the boring time of the night, and no one’s going to come in for at least another couple hours. And they’ll probably be stoned out of their minds, Taemin realizes with a groan. He can’t wait to have to make them a shitty pizza and pick out their shitty hot dogs and ring up all their shitty chips. 

“I’m going in the back to take a nap, don’t bug me,” Shindong says five minutes later.

“What if someone comes in and wants cigarettes? Or a beer?” Taemin asks.

“Just ring it up for them, I don’t care,” Shindong says. “Now don’t bug me.”

“Some manager you are,” Taemin scoffs under his breath, but when the door swings shut behind Shindong, Taemin leans against the counter and takes out his phone.

Shindong is back there for literally at least two hours. Taemin swears he can hear him snoring, and he rolls his eyes as he texts Amber all about it.

i cna’t believe i’m putting up with shindong’s dumbass for u

Omg is he sleeping in the back again? Go kick his ass until he comes back out!!

he would crush my pour innocent soul i’m not going anywhere near his snoring ass

Then suck it up weenie

i’m going to pretend that u didn’t just call me a weenie when i’m literally covering for u the night before a midterm

Love you you’re the best I’ll buy you an XL slurpee next time I see you!!!

that’s only like $2 u better buy me a bag of chips to go with it

Fine now leave me alone I’m on a hot date and you’re Interrupting

bye have fun use a condom

Suck my dick Taemin

only if u put a condom on it

  🖕 

🙃

With his only source of entertainment now thoroughly ignoring his texts, Taemin resorts to looking at the different Snapchat filters. He sends at least three dumb videos of himself to his brother, and he’s in the middle of making a fourth video when the door opens and a ding rings throughout the store.

He shoves his onto the counter and pretends that he wasn’t just making a dumb face at it and saying something stupid in a dumb voice. The man who walks in just sends him a tight smile, and Taemin returns the gesture. 

When the man starts going to browse the drinks in the back, Taemin goes back to playing with his phone. He promptly deletes the video that only got half-way filmed, and checks his Twitter feed instead.

Minho’s watching some soccer game on TV and getting way too into live-tweeting the score, Jinki is studying in the library like the good little senior-nerd he is, Kibum is at dance club and didn’t invite Taemin how rude, and Jonghyun is crying over a candle his sister sent him in a care package. What the hell, Taemin wishes his brother would send him a care package. Maybe he should text his mom about it, she would definitely send her sweet adorable youngest child a care package while he’s a whole 30 miles away at college.

The more Taemin thinks about it, the more he realizes that Jonghyun’s sister probably sends him shit because his family lives like 200 miles away. 

Whatever, Taemin still wants a care package. He’s totally texting his mom about it in the morning.

 Taemin almost forgets that there’s a customer in the shop until a small slurpee is put down in front of him. He definitely did not flinch, definitely not.

“Is this all, sir?” Taemin asks, putting his phone in his pocket and looking up.

The man just grunts.

“O-kay,” Taemin says. “That’ll be $1.28.”

He hands Taemin a five-dollar-bill, and Taemin moves back so he doesn’t get jabbed in the stomach when the register opens.

Taemin is about to start picking out the change when a gun is held up to his chest. His mouth goes dry as he lifts his head up, and he stares at the hooded man. He lifts his hands up above his head, and he shuts his eyes while the man throws a bag on the counter.

“I’ll give you all the money, just don’t shoot me,” Taemin pleads. “Please, I have a midterm tomor- actually, maybe- no, please don’t shoot me.”

Taemin can’t believe he just almost asked a robber to shoot him to get out of a midterm. Sure, it’s something he jokes about with his friends, but he it’s not something he should actually try. God, he’s so stupid sometimes, he can’t believe himself.

The man barks for Taemin to put the money in the bag, and Taemin is quick to take all the money out of the register and shove it in the bag.

“Now the other one,” the man says, jerking his gun towards the register to Taemin’s left.

“Okay,” Taemin says in a strangled voice.

“Hurry up!”

“Oh my God, I’m hurrying,” Taemin whines. “God, don’t shoot me, man, I have dogs. They’re not gonna understand why I don’t come home.”

“You have dogs?” 

Taemin looks up and stares at the man like he’s an idiot. Is he really going to ask Taemin about his dogs while he points a gun at him.

“Yeah,” Taemin says, opening the register and shoving his hand inside.

“What are their names?”

“Adam and Eve,” Taemin says through clenched teeth.

This is fucking unbelievable. The man starts fucking laughing at him.

“That’s cute,” the man says. “Hey, don’t short change me, asshole, get it all in the bag.”

“Oh my God, I’m doing it, I’m doing it,” Taemin squeaks.

“You better not have hit any silent alarms or that bullshit.”

“That shit’s only in banks, dude.”

Taemin regrets his lack of filter when the gun gets jerked towards his chest again. Taemin backs up against the cigarette case when the man takes the safety off.

“Oh my God, I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” Taemin whines. “I thought we bonded over the dogs, dude, please don’t.”

Taemin ends up having to open the cigarette case and shove them inside the bag. Where the hell is Shindong while this is all happening, Jesus Christ.

Taemin thinks he’s home free when he shoves the bag back over the counter for the man to take, but a group of people come through the front door before yelling and running back outside.

“You said no silent alarms!”

The gun gets held up to Taemin’s chest again.

“Jesus Christ, there is no silent alarm!” Taemin screams. “You’ve been watching me the whole time, when could I have pressed some make-believe button?”

Taemin closes his eyes and holds his hands above his head. 

“The dogs, man, the dogs,” Taemin says.

Taemin is actually very surprised at the speed at which cops storm into the shop. He would prefer it if they weren’t so damn loud, because he swears his just flinched half his life away. They keep talking to the man about how he doesn’t want to shoot the boy behind the counter, how there’s no where for him to go, and how a murder charge is a lot more of a pain in the ass than armed robbery.

“Thanks,” Taemin spits. “I’m so glad my life comes down to whether or not it’s a pain in the ass.”

“Taemin what the hell?” 

Taemin turns his head to see Shindong staring at everyone in the shop, a line of dried drool on his chin.

“Oh, now you’re awake?” Taemin screams at him. “Goddammit! I don’t get paid enough for this shit, dammit, I want a bonus if I don’t die tonight!”

A shot goes off, and Taemin falls onto the floor hiding his head in his hands and he swears his did not just let out the girliest shriek he’s ever heard. There’s a lot of shuffling and shouting, but when Taemin peers over the counter, he sees the man being taken away in handcuffs. He falls back on the floor and leans against the counter, closing his eyes and thanking God and Jesus and Mary for the fact that he’s not currently dead.

“Taemin, get up,” Shindong says, walking behind the counter.

“You were just sleeping through a robbery, asshole, give me five fucking minutes!” Taemin shouts.

A female cop comes over and sits with Taemin, asking him questions and jotting down his answers on a notepad. She then starts telling him that he’s probably in shock, and it would be best if he called someone to come pick him up and take him home.

“He still have three hours left for his shift,” Shindong says.

“He also almost just got shot,” she says back.

Taemin likes this lady very much.

“I’m gonna,” Taemin chokes out, “I’m gonna call a friend. To come get me.”

“Taemin-”

“I have a midterm tomorrow, asshole, let me go home,” Taemin seethes at him.

The cop and her partner stay with Taemin until Jinki comes running inside.

“Oh my God, are you okay?” Jinki asks, coming over to Taemin and holding him close. “This is why you shouldn’t work here, shit.”

“Can you just take me back to my apartment?” Taemin asks, leaning his forehead against Jinki’s shoulder.

“Yeah, yeah,” Jinki says, putting an arm around Taemin’s shoulders and leading him outside.

“Taemin, you can’t just leave!” Shindog argues.

“I’m gonna tell Sooman about your naps, you jerk!” Taemin shouts back, but Jinki just keeps taking him back out to his car.

“Jjong said he and Key would come get your car,” Jinki tells him. “You can crash at mine and Jjong’s tonight if you want.”

“Please,” Taemin whispers. 

The second Jinki pulls out onto the road, Taemin feels his hands start shaking. By the time they get to Jinki and Jonghyun’s apartment, Taemin has started dry-heaving, and Jinki is hurrying him into the bathroom in case he actually starts puking.

“Holy shit, are you okay?” Kibum asks, rushing into the bathroom behind them.

“Did you get shot?” Jonghyun asks.

“Dude,” Kibum hisses, nudging Jonghyun in the ribs.

After Taemin stops choking over the toilet, he sits back on the floor and leans against the tub.

“So do you think I can get out of my midterm tomorrow for this?” Taemin asks.

Jinki taps Taemin’s shoulder, but all of them start laughing. 

When Jonghyun and Kibum come back from getting Taemin’s car, they also come back with bags of McDonald’s in their hands.

“Did you get me a large Sprite?” Taemin mumbles from where he’s lying down against Jinki on the couch.

“Yes, Your Majesty,” Kibum says, holding up the drink-holder. “Jeez, you almost get shot and suddenly you’re the ruler of the world.”

“I hope you got me some nuggets and a hashbrown, too,” Taemin mumbles.

Jonghyun puts the bags on the couch and tells Taemin to pick out whatever he wants. When Taemin pulls all three of the bags to his chest, they all start telling him what a little shit he is, and he just laughs as he pulls out a box of nuggets and a thing of sauce.

“Oh fuck yes, you got the sweet ‘n sour sauce,” Taemin hisses. “You’re the best.”

Kibum just pulls the bag away from him and takes out one of the things of french fries and tells him to eat as much as he wants.

“I’m totally getting out of my midterm tomorrow,” Taemin says through a mouthful of nugget. “I’m gonna email my professor right now and everything, someone hand me my phone.”

He does, in fact, get his midterm postponed to the following week after he sends a copy of the police report.

And Amber high-five’s him next time she sees him and buys him an extra large slurpee and an entire pizza for getting Shindong fired after ratting him out to the owner.

“He deserved it,” Taemin says, his lips wrapping around the straw. “He literally slept through me almost dying.”

“I know, you were very heroic,” Amber tells him. “Now can I have a slice of the pizza that I bought?”

“Excuse you, this is my I-was-almost-shot pizza,” Taemin says. 

“And I bought it, so hand over a slice.”

“Fine,” Taemin huffs, and he moves away from where he was shielding the pizza.

“I’m never working another night shift again.”

“Sure you aren’t.”

Taemin only takes an obnoxious slurp of his slurpee and huffs as he turns to go help the customer who’s looking at the lottery scratchers.